The greatest puzzle : LIFE The greatest thought : GOD The greatest mystery : DEATH The greatest mistake : GIVING UP The greatest need :COMMON SENSE The greatest invention of the devil : WAR The greatest secret of production : SAVING WASTE The greatest bore : ONE WHO KEEPS TALKING AFTER HE HAS MADE HIS POINT The greatest comfort : THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE DONE YOUR WORK WELL The greatest sin : FEAR The greatest blessing : GOOD HEALTH The greatest law of nature : CAUSE AND EFFECT The greatest gamble : SUBSTITUTING HOPE FOR FACT The greatest joy: BEING NEEDED The greatest opportunity : THE NEXT ONE The greatest victory : VICTORY OVER YOURSELF The greatest handicap : EGOTISM The greatest loss :LOSS OF SELF-CONFIDENCE The greatest waste : ALL THE TALENT AND ABILITY THAT MOST OF US HAVE BUT NEVER QUITE GET AROUND TO USING The greatest thing, bar none, in the world: LOVE, LOVE FOR FAMILY, HOME, FRIENDS, NEIGHBOURS... AND FOR THE LAND IN WHICH WE ENJOY OUR FREEDOM.
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of atree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why areyou crying?" The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silveraxe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gavehim all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter wenthome happily. One day while he was walking with his wife along theriverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and askedhim, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up withJennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.The Lord was furious. "You cheat! That is an untruth! "The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. Itis a misunderstanding. You see, if I said 'no' toJennifer Lopez, You will come up with CatherineZeta-Jones. Then if I also say 'no' to her, You willthirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,' and then all three will be given to me. But Lord, I ama poor man and I will not be able to take care of allthree wives, so *that's* why I said yes this time. "The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honourable and useful reason !!
In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruit on it. They are: a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please! think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded!
Your choice reveals a lot about you!
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If you have chosen:
a. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples
b. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas
c. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries
d. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches
e. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges
I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself.
May it bring you peace and understanding,
tranquility and all that other profound stuff.
Also I bet that right now you would like to find me and kick my ass
Well, You won't find me....
because I am still hunting down the person who sent this to me...
It happens to me couple of times a year. I just get tired of my hair. Once I had my hair 3 color in one day. Not that I wanted to.... It all started with going to CVS Pharmacy. I was looking at hair colors and then this red color caught my eyes. I was looking at it and seeing myself having that hair color. I figured someone with the skin color as mine "Olive" would look good with red hair color. So I bought it and rushed home to color my hair. I couldn't wait to see my self as red. " OH MY GOD" was my reaction when I first saw myself in the mirror. I looked horrible. My kids were only 4 at the time, and they were covering their eyes. So I called my mom who was in Iran at the time, " Mom I just dyed my hair red and I don't like it, how could I change the color?" You would think my mom is a hair stylist that I am seeking help, well No. She told me get a dark color and cover it with dark brown. Another trip to Drugstore and another $10.. Couple of hours later, I got black hair. Well I have seen so many people who look Great with black hair, believe me I am not one of them..... Now I had panicked , what should I do.... Again I called Iran. Mom I have black hair now, what should I do? This time my mom's solution was get a bleach and then you could go back to brown. After bottles of bleach, My hair turned out to be orange. First red , Then Black and Now Orange. At this point I figured calling Mom wont help me. It just cost more money that I thought. Couple of Long distance calls and so many bottles of hair color. I did the thing that I should've done in first place. I went to hair saloon and asked them to change back my hair to were it was in the first place, BROWN.... I am in one of those moods to do something to my hair, who knows tomorrow instead of calling Iran, I might post here HELP, My hair isBlue....
Hair cut is another story. My hair is getting so long now, which I like, but its getting boring. I Have had the same hair style for a year. I know if I cut it, I will sit here and type and complain that I don't like it. So what should I do? Should I go for shoulder length? Or boy haircut? If I cut 12 inches I could have it down my shoulder. This shows I am bored to type all this nonsense here.
I give you update on my hair by next week. Fist I need to make an appointment before I get tempted to go and buy a Scissors and Hair colors......
Here's a pretty cool game. The object is to catch falling beer. The more beer you catch the more clothes the model takes off. There are 3 models to choose from. What Funny is you end up trying to take a peek at the girls stripping and you screw up and drop beer losing the game. Here are more Games; Tennis Games, Wall of ice.