Thanks to the friend who sent this to me, very funny!!

A lady was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place.
Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me
a parking place, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and
give up sex and vodka."
Miraculously, a parking place appeared.
She looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."