WOMAN'S POEM
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S POEM
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
Men are short , sweet and direct to the point. Women are long, lost, confuse(see the paint board,lol)and after all forget the point.
ReplyDeleteWhat was your point again? LOL
ReplyDeletelet me right it backward, may be it will be clear then:
ReplyDeletetniop eht tegrof lla retfa dna (lol,draob tniap eht ees) esufnoc, tsol, gnol era nemow. tniop eht ot tcerid dna teews, trohs era neM.
How is that?
Wow, thanks for clearing it for me, I am not confused anymore. No wonder they say men are Genius. LOL....
ReplyDeleteYou are very welcome!
ReplyDeleteGlad I could help!
mashallah ghazanfar...!
ReplyDeleteGhazanfar???????
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