<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644</id><updated>2011-04-21T19:09:58.184-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Persian eyes</title><subtitle type='html'>Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>199</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-4906477924465638842</id><published>2007-06-24T21:10:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-24T21:11:25.884-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Play soduku</title><content type='html'>&lt;p align='center'&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sudoku puzzles courtesy of &lt;a href='http://www.sudokushack.com/' id='sudoku_shack_link' title='Free Sudoku Games'&gt;Sudoku Shack&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;script type='text/javascript' src='http://www.sudokushack.com/sudoku-to-go/realize.js'&gt;&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-4906477924465638842?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4906477924465638842/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=4906477924465638842&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/4906477924465638842'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/4906477924465638842'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/06/play-soduku.html' title='Play soduku'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-8999024693512159348</id><published>2007-06-23T22:31:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-23T22:31:24.316-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The Idiot Test</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="border:1px solid #5f677c; width:210px; min-height:54px; padding:4px; font: 11px verdana;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.addictinggames.com/theidiottest.html?r=user_posted_link"  style="color:#2e4b82;"&gt;&lt;img src="3222.jpg" width="50" height="50" align="left" style="float:left; border:2px solid #006; margin-right:5px;" /&gt;&lt;b style="display:block; padding-top:18px;"&gt;The Idiot Test&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br clear="all"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-8999024693512159348?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/8999024693512159348/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=8999024693512159348&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/8999024693512159348'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/8999024693512159348'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/06/idiot-test.html' title='The Idiot Test'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-5981142656336864901</id><published>2007-06-17T17:19:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-06-17T17:19:14.833-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Summer Love</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TsMYfzuoH4k"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TsMYfzuoH4k" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-5981142656336864901?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5981142656336864901/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=5981142656336864901&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5981142656336864901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5981142656336864901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/06/summer-love.html' title='Summer Love'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-5690394391839184655</id><published>2007-04-14T16:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-14T16:53:02.802-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Comdey</title><content type='html'>I have always enjoyed listening to Russel petters. This is a 40 minutes video, So funny. I loved it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" data="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-2579833089500205658&amp;amp;hl=en" width="400" height="326"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=-2579833089500205658&amp;amp;hl=en"/&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="playerMode=embedded"/&gt;&lt;param name="allowScriptAccess" value="sameDomain" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-5690394391839184655?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5690394391839184655/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=5690394391839184655&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5690394391839184655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5690394391839184655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/04/comdey.html' title='Comdey'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-609229138394219775</id><published>2007-04-01T20:37:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2007-04-01T20:37:52.562-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Never Mind....</title><content type='html'>Thanks to the friend who sent this to me, very funny!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A lady was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important &lt;br /&gt;meeting and couldn't find a parking place.&lt;br /&gt;Looking up toward heaven, she said, "Lord, take pity on me. If you find me&lt;br /&gt;a parking place, I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of my life and&lt;br /&gt;give up sex and vodka."&lt;br /&gt;Miraculously, a parking place appeared.&lt;br /&gt;She looked up again and said, "Never mind. I found one."&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-609229138394219775?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/609229138394219775/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=609229138394219775&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/609229138394219775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/609229138394219775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/04/never-mind.html' title='Never Mind....'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-2450854976333325913</id><published>2007-03-28T22:01:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-28T22:03:05.488-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Be happy</title><content type='html'>Be Happy For Yourself!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;" You know, you never know where life is going to take you. One day you are with a certain group of friends, or with a certain person. Doing a certain job. Making cetain arrangements, who knows. The next day you don't know what will happen. Things are constantly changing, always. Even when you wish things would just stop right where they are. Good or bad things are always changing. Places, people, friends, family, arrngements, plans, even you. Everything is. No matter how good or bad things are, they'll always change. The last couple months have kind of opened my eyes to alot of things. I have seen and heard and felt alot of things that have really made me think. I have always been one to try to make people happy. Until one day I realized I wasn't happy. You need to be happy yourself before you can make anyone else happy. It is so hard to take advice from people and always wishing things would change when they are bad. But you know what.....they are. Sometimes for the worse when they are already bad as it is. It's hard to stay optimistic when things look so crappy and everything around you is going to hell. But things are always changing you just gotta ride the wave. I had heard that before but I never really thought about it until I was in a better frame of mind. And actually, it makes a hell of alot of sense to me now. I don't know how things are going to be for me. I don't know how things are going to be for anyone. I just know everyone needs some support sometimes. Including myself. The best advice I can give really to anyone is keep going......things do change and there is ALWAYS someone who loves and cares for you no matter who you are. Things will get better. Doesn't mean things will stay better too. Life has it's ups and downs. I am still learning though how to be happy with me but the better I feel about myself the better I feel about everything and everyone around me. I am writing this for a specific person actually. You know who you are. But all I can say is you are never alone, and please please don't ever feel that you are. Remember there are people who have been there just like you have as well as there are people who will help you get through. Things will change. Just ride the wave and be happy about yourself and you will feel happier about everything else just like I'm learning to do. Life doesn't have to suck. Besides we all need a little challenge now and then. Make the best of it!"&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-2450854976333325913?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/2450854976333325913/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=2450854976333325913&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/2450854976333325913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/2450854976333325913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/03/be-happy.html' title='Be happy'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-1931452375271603063</id><published>2007-03-20T20:15:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-20T20:33:42.863-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Sale no mobarak</title><content type='html'>Sale no be hamegi lranian dar sarasare donya mobarak. Happy norouz everyone. I hope all your wishes comes true. &lt;a href="http://www.persiancards.com/norooz1.htm"&gt;Happy NOuROZ&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-1931452375271603063?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/1931452375271603063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=1931452375271603063&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/1931452375271603063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/1931452375271603063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/03/sale-no-be-hamegi-lranian-dar-sarasare.html' title='Sale no mobarak'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-4947249990150682384</id><published>2007-03-18T13:30:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2007-03-18T17:04:21.303-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Noruz</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.farsinet.com/norooz/"&gt;Count down to Noruz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-4947249990150682384?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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prespective...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-4414588865507134599</id><published>2007-03-01T23:21:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-03-01T23:21:52.638-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Shakira&amp; beyonce</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="335"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/3DjXsfVgzjxUy9nrc"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.dailymotion.com/swf/3DjXsfVgzjxUy9nrc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="334" allowfullscreen="true"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1bwkq_shakira-beyonce-beautiful-liar"&gt;Shakira &amp;amp; Beyoncé - Beautiful Liar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Uploaded by &lt;a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/dris"&gt;dris&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-4414588865507134599?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4414588865507134599/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=4414588865507134599&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/4414588865507134599'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/4414588865507134599'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/03/shakira-beyonce.html' title='Shakira&amp; beyonce'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-5002002580070035628</id><published>2007-02-21T17:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-21T17:26:25.565-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Woman' &amp; Man's Poem</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;WOMAN'S POEM&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Before I lay me down to sleep,&lt;br /&gt;I pray for a man, who's not a creep,&lt;br /&gt;One who's handsome, smart and strong.&lt;br /&gt;One who loves to listen long,&lt;br /&gt;One who thinks before he speaks,&lt;br /&gt;One who'll call, not wait for weeks.&lt;br /&gt;I pray he's gainfully employed,&lt;br /&gt;When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.&lt;br /&gt;Pulls out my chair and opens my door,&lt;br /&gt;Massages my back and begs to do more.&lt;br /&gt;Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,&lt;br /&gt;Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"&lt;br /&gt;I pray that this man will love me to no end,&lt;br /&gt;And always be my very best friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;MAN'S POEM&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs&lt;br /&gt;who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This&lt;br /&gt;doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-5002002580070035628?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5002002580070035628/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=5002002580070035628&amp;isPopup=true' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5002002580070035628'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5002002580070035628'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/02/woman-mans-poem.html' title='Woman&apos; &amp; Man&apos;s Poem'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-5387736574828790698</id><published>2007-02-19T01:05:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-19T01:06:31.825-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.supload.com/listen?s=S9-bfe1ZJBq"&gt;Golakam&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-5387736574828790698?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5387736574828790698/comments/default' title='Post 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-2119114935849716457</id><published>2007-02-18T23:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-19T01:15:06.912-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;The Speech IS SILVER, The Silent IS GOLD.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-2119114935849716457?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/2119114935849716457/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=2119114935849716457&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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نشه&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-3620636379982890019?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/3620636379982890019/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=3620636379982890019&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/3620636379982890019'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/3620636379982890019'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/02/blog-post.html' title=''/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-5274832416574316365</id><published>2007-02-14T00:01:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-14T00:01:02.401-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy valentine's day</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RVIqAlH3-A/RdJMza0zwAI/AAAAAAAAABg/UbUt_QH7zFk/s1600-h/183196yr2vxk9vub.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RVIqAlH3-A/RdJMza0zwAI/AAAAAAAAABg/UbUt_QH7zFk/s320/183196yr2vxk9vub.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5031168179984121858" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-5274832416574316365?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5274832416574316365/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=5274832416574316365&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5274832416574316365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5274832416574316365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/02/happy-valentines-day.html' title='Happy valentine&apos;s day'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_2RVIqAlH3-A/RdJMza0zwAI/AAAAAAAAABg/UbUt_QH7zFk/s72-c/183196yr2vxk9vub.gif' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-4129258010919969607</id><published>2007-02-13T22:30:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-13T22:42:58.093-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Music</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.littlepersia.se/flash/shakila.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Emshab dar sar shori daram&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.littlepersia.se/flash/yavar.html"&gt;Dariush&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.littlepersia.se/flash/baroon.html"&gt;Baroon&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-4129258010919969607?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4129258010919969607/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=4129258010919969607&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/4129258010919969607'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/4129258010919969607'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/02/shakila.html' title='Music'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-8558444305271269852</id><published>2007-02-11T13:12:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-11T13:09:46.122-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Nashkan delamo</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://www.iranclip.com/player/942"&gt;Mohsen Chavoshi&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-8558444305271269852?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-7267597034938779188</id><published>2007-02-11T13:09:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-09T20:34:06.330-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Ghasam</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425"height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/flQQh7Fai-Y"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/flQQh7Fai-Y" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"wmode="transparent"width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-7267597034938779188?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7267597034938779188/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=7267597034938779188&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/7267597034938779188'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/7267597034938779188'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/02/ghasam.html' title='Ghasam'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-2658030578149227682</id><published>2007-02-07T20:35:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2007-02-07T23:03:52.390-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Music</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Moein, &lt;a href="http://www.supload.com/listen?s=S3GJVQjiZm8"&gt;Toluo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Benyamin, &lt;a href="http://www.supload.com/listen?s=S1G06q5VdX7"&gt;Track 1&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;          &lt;a href="http://www.supload.com/listen?s=SdkoNwmvs3w"&gt;Track 3&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-2658030578149227682?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/2658030578149227682/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=2658030578149227682&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/2658030578149227682'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/2658030578149227682'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2007/02/benyamin.html' title='Music'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-397010464033348306</id><published>2007-01-17T14:19:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2007-01-17T14:22:17.015-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a2&gt;&lt;strong&gt;عشق يعني کوچک کردن دنيا به اندازه يک نفر و بزرگ کردن يک نفر به اندازه دنيا&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a2&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-397010464033348306?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/397010464033348306/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=397010464033348306&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' 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src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RVIqAlH3-A/Rawmg7P46KI/AAAAAAAAABA/T7qpdU3Jk2c/s320/image001.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5020430031713265826" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.&lt;br /&gt;You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.&lt;br /&gt;You'll fight with your best friend.&lt;br /&gt;You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.&lt;br /&gt;You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love.&lt;br /&gt;So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-1953819665206985689?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/1953819665206985689/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' 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width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-852163997831888577</id><published>2006-12-31T18:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-31T18:23:26.022-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy New Year</title><content type='html'>My Newyear resoloution&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mBLQeGL9jsg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mBLQeGL9jsg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-852163997831888577?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-4948295683696564028</id><published>2006-12-31T15:23:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-31T15:23:57.183-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Music</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.supload.com/listen?s=SHe716vIO54"&gt;Ghasam&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-4948295683696564028?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/4948295683696564028/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=4948295683696564028&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-992305378105065783</id><published>2006-12-28T14:18:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-28T14:20:46.130-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Its All inside you...</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt; You suppose you are the trouble But you are the cure&lt;br /&gt; You suppose that you are the lock on the door&lt;br /&gt; But you are the key that opens it&lt;br /&gt; It's too bad that you want to be someone else&lt;br /&gt; You don't see your own face,&lt;br /&gt; your own beauty Yet,&lt;br /&gt; no face is more beautiful than yours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt; Rumi &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-992305378105065783?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-5538803474068084893</id><published>2006-12-28T14:16:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-28T14:17:19.080-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Be kind</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;"Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around." &lt;br /&gt;~Leo Buscaglia~&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-5538803474068084893?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5538803474068084893/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=5538803474068084893&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5538803474068084893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5538803474068084893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/12/be-kind.html' title='Be kind'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-7408564711309588386</id><published>2006-12-25T13:36:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-25T13:52:00.297-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Merry Christmas</title><content type='html'>I wish every one merry Christmas and happy holidays. &lt;br /&gt;May All your wishes comes true. Better year and best for you and your family.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I took my kids to the city to see the Tree and also some ice skating. After driving for half an hour we Finlay opted to pay for parking. walked to Rockefeller Center to see the tree. The decoration was beautiful. So many people from all over the world were walking around and taking pictures. The ice skating rink is not as big as it is in Central park. After being talked in to taking them to central park we had lunch at Fridays and walked to Central park. I really enjoyed walking through the park. My kids had so much fun skating, and I enjoyed watching them, it made me think of learning how to skate. One of my new years resolutions. LOL. It was a fun day and we had so much fun.&lt;br /&gt;Here is the picture of the Tree&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RVIqAlH3-A/RZAcjUiORRI/AAAAAAAAAA0/vzJpYVJeiaU/s1600-h/Christmas+Tree.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RVIqAlH3-A/RZAcjUiORRI/AAAAAAAAAA0/vzJpYVJeiaU/s320/Christmas+Tree.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5012537778396611858" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Merry christmas...&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-7408564711309588386?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7408564711309588386/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=7408564711309588386&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/7408564711309588386'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/7408564711309588386'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/12/merry-christmas.html' title='Merry Christmas'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_2RVIqAlH3-A/RZAcjUiORRI/AAAAAAAAAA0/vzJpYVJeiaU/s72-c/Christmas+Tree.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-7142890390204639294</id><published>2006-12-20T21:41:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-20T21:42:07.032-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;b&gt;In life devote yourself to Joy and Love...&lt;br /&gt;Live as if you are already in the heavens above."&lt;br /&gt;Omar Khayam&lt;/b&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-7142890390204639294?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/7142890390204639294/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=7142890390204639294&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/7142890390204639294'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/7142890390204639294'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/12/in-life-devote-yourself-to-joy-and-love.html' title=''/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-9129093734828321131</id><published>2006-12-20T19:46:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-20T21:55:42.746-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Silence</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Real action is in silent moments. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Ralph Waldo Emerson&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Silence is the ultimate weapon of power.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970) &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Silence is one of the great arts of conversation.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Cicero&lt;/em&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The most effective answer to an insult is silence&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;unknown &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Josh Billings &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;There are times when silence has the loudest voice. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Leroy Brownlow &lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Martin Fraquhar Tupper&lt;/em&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Women like silent men. They think they're listening&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Marcel Archard&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-9129093734828321131?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/9129093734828321131/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=9129093734828321131&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/9129093734828321131'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/9129093734828321131'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/12/silence.html' title='Silence'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-2636728363207933923</id><published>2006-12-20T13:07:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-20T13:09:24.952-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Christmas House</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425"height="350"&gt;&lt;paramname="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BrdO9GagGoM"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BrdO9GagGoM" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"wmode="transparent"width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dont forget to turn the volume up!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-2636728363207933923?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/2636728363207933923/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=2636728363207933923&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/2636728363207933923'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/2636728363207933923'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/12/christmas-house.html' title='Christmas House'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-114679709386665124</id><published>2006-12-19T22:44:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-19T21:24:13.482-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;روزی دروغ به حقيقت گفت : ميل داری با هم به دريا برويم و شنا کنيم ؟&lt;br /&gt;حقيقت ساده لوح پذيرفت و گول خورد . آن دو با هم به کنار ساحل رفتند ، وقتی به ساحل رسيدند حقيقت لباس هايش را درآورد . دروغ حيله گر لباس های او را پوشيد و رفت . از آن روز هميشه حقيقت ، عريان و زشت است ، اما دروغ در لباس حقيقت با ظاهری آراسته نمايان می شود ...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div 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title=''/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-114627936726908601</id><published>2006-12-19T17:54:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-19T21:24:51.567-05:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;زندگي كوتاهتر از آن است كه به خصومت بگذرد ، قلبها گرامي تر از آنند كه به اندك چيزي بشكنند ، در بستر روزگار آنچه به دست مي آيد با خنده پايدار نمي ماند و آنچه از دست مي رود با اشك جبران نمي شود&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-114627936726908601?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/114627936726908601/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=114627936726908601&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114627936726908601'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114627936726908601'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/04/blog-post_28.html' title=''/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-114972519013159221</id><published>2006-12-17T19:06:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-17T19:54:23.578-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Love</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:140%;"&gt;واسه عشق کسي رو انتخاب کن که قلب بزرگي داشته باشه تا واسه وارد شدن به قلبش مجبور نباشي خودت رو کوچيک کني&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-114972519013159221?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/114972519013159221/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=114972519013159221&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114972519013159221'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114972519013159221'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/blog-post.html' title='Love'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-114685086451834203</id><published>2006-12-17T18:32:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-17T19:54:37.286-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Life quote</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/stream_005_1.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/stream_005_1.1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While I was reading a book Stayin on the Path, I came across to these Quotes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You're always alone, but you're only lonley if you don't like the person you're alone with.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;with evreything that has happend to you, you can either feel sorry for yourself, or treat what has happened as a gift. Everything is either an opportunity to grow or an obsticle to keep you from growing. You get to choose.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Buddha said, "you will not be punished &lt;em&gt;for&lt;/em&gt; your anger. You will be punished &lt;em&gt;by&lt;/em&gt; your anger.&lt;br /&gt;How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-114685086451834203?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/114685086451834203/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=114685086451834203&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114685086451834203'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114685086451834203'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/05/while-i-was-reading-book-stayin-on.html' title='Life quote'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-114978610616473998</id><published>2006-12-17T01:55:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-17T19:54:47.069-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Persian Mother..</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Persian mother picks up the phone and answers:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: Hello?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter&lt;/span&gt;: Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: You're going out?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter&lt;/span&gt;; Yes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: With whom?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; With a friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter&lt;/span&gt;: I didn't leave him. He left me!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter:&lt;/span&gt; I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter:&lt;/span&gt; There are lots of things that you did and I don't.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: What are you hinting at?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter:&lt;/span&gt; Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc66cc;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;/span&gt; You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter:&lt;/span&gt; My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter:&lt;/span&gt; He's not a loser.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter:&lt;/span&gt; I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: Poor children with such a mother.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter:&lt;/span&gt; Such a what?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter:&lt;/span&gt; ENOUGH !!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter:&lt;/span&gt; Now you're worried about the loser?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother:&lt;/span&gt; Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter:&lt;/span&gt; Goodbye, mother.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;Daughter:&lt;/span&gt; I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;Persian Mother&lt;/span&gt;: If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;img alt=";))" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/71.gif" /&gt;&lt;img alt=";;)" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/5.gif" /&gt;&lt;img alt=";))" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/71.gif" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-114978610616473998?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/114978610616473998/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=114978610616473998&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114978610616473998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114978610616473998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/08/persian-mother.html' title='Persian Mother..'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-114366846393427246</id><published>2006-12-14T16:38:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-14T20:49:14.176-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Russell peters</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"&gt;Russell Peters....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.dropshots.com/dropshotsplayer.swf" width="320" height="310" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="url=http://www.dropshots.com/photos/92596/20060329/163047.flv&amp;post=1"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Click Play and Laugh....&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;He is so Funny...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-114366846393427246?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/114366846393427246/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=114366846393427246&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114366846393427246'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114366846393427246'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/03/russell-peters.html' title='Russell peters'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-5612005954245998363</id><published>2006-12-13T01:40:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-13T02:07:58.233-05:00</updated><title type='text'>All I want for christmass.....</title><content type='html'>I remember waiting for New year in my country. All the excitement for new clothes and staying home for holidays. It was so nice, everyone would get ready, moms would start their spring cleaning, buying flowers, sweets, all kind of nuts for the family visits. Well that's how we celebrate our new year in Iran. Kids were just happy to have days off and sometimes getting some small amount of money from Aunts and Uncles, and Grand parents. Then we would brag to each other about who got more money...&lt;br /&gt;Now That I live in USA, I see the list of all gifts my kids want and how they keep adding to them. I think as they get more, they care less. Its in human beings nature to care less when they have more, and still they want more and more. why is that I was so happy with the smallest gift and have the best memory of my life from those times? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Love and Happiness to all.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kKnzgwAVWOg"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kKnzgwAVWOg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-5612005954245998363?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5612005954245998363/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115912957970596875</id><published>2006-12-11T16:24:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2006-12-12T01:03:47.280-05:00</updated><title type='text'>Children...</title><content type='html'>if childeran live with criticism,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to condemn.&lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with hostility,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to fight.&lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with ridicule,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to shy.&lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with shame,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to guilty.&lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with encouragement,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to confidence.&lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with tolerance,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to patient.&lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with praise,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to appreciate.&lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with acceptance,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to love.&lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with approvel,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to like to themselves.&lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with honesty,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to truthfulness,&lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with security,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to have faith in themselves and others.&lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with frienddliness,&lt;br /&gt;they learn to &lt;br /&gt;if childeran live with &lt;br /&gt;they learn the world is a nice place in which to live.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115912957970596875?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115912957970596875/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115912957970596875&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7012/2946/1600/ShowLetter.png"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7012/2946/320/ShowLetter.png" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;Don't cry because it's over; &lt;br /&gt;   smile because it happened. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7012/2946/1600/eyes.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/7012/2946/320/eyes.gif" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-4973576440451818454?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-5064657584026540877</id><published>2006-10-23T22:38:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-23T22:44:37.369-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Breast Cancer Awareness</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;M A M M O G R A M &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;GO GET YOUR MAMMIES GRAMMED &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/1014104997000640574RZaorRogjF"&gt;&lt;img src="http://thumb14.webshots.net/s/thumb1/0/49/97/14104997RZaorRogjF_th.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Webshots.com"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;a href=http://community.webshots.com/user/cigiedee&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is hysterical! Make sure you read the whole thing.&lt;br /&gt;There is a serious message at the end,&lt;br /&gt; but you get to laugh on the way there. &lt;br /&gt;For years and years they told me,&lt;br /&gt;Be careful of your breasts. &lt;br /&gt;Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. &lt;br /&gt;And give them monthly tests.&lt;br /&gt;So I heeded all their warnings,&lt;br /&gt;And protected them by law.&lt;br /&gt;Guarded them very carefully,&lt;br /&gt;And I always wore my bra. &lt;br /&gt;After 30 years of astute care,&lt;br /&gt;My gyno, Dr Pruitt, &lt;br /&gt;Said! I should get a Mammogram&lt;br /&gt;"OK," I said, "let's do it."&lt;br /&gt;"Stand up here real close" she said,&lt;br /&gt;(She got my boob in line), &lt;br /&gt;"And tell me when it hurts," she said, &lt;br /&gt;"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine."&lt;br /&gt;She stepped upon a pedal,&lt;br /&gt;I could not believe my eyes!&lt;br /&gt;A plastic plate came slamming down,&lt;br /&gt;My hooters in a vise!&lt;br /&gt;My skin was stretched and mangled, &lt;br /&gt;From underneath my chin.&lt;br /&gt;My poor boob was being squashed,&lt;br /&gt;To Swedish Pancake thin.&lt;br /&gt;Excruciating pain I felt,&lt;br /&gt;Within it's viselike grip. &lt;br /&gt;A prisoner in this vicious thing,&lt;br /&gt;My poor defenseless tit! &lt;br /&gt;"Take a deep breath," she said to me,&lt;br /&gt;Who does she think she's kidding?!?&lt;br /&gt;My chest is mashed in her machi ne,&lt;br /&gt;And woozy I am getting.&lt;br /&gt;"There, that's good," I heard her say, &lt;br /&gt;(The room was slowly swaying.)&lt;br /&gt;"Now, let's have a go at the other one."&lt;br /&gt;Have mercy! , I was praying.&lt;br /&gt;It squeezed me from both up and down,&lt;br /&gt;It squeezed me from both sides.&lt;br /&gt;I'll bet SHE'S never had this done, &lt;br /&gt;To HER tender little hide.&lt;br /&gt;Next time that they make me do this,&lt;br /&gt;I will request a blindfold&lt;br /&gt;I have no wish to see again,&lt;br /&gt;My knockers getting steam rolled.&lt;br /&gt;If I had no problem when I came in, &lt;br /&gt;I surely have one now. &lt;br /&gt;If there had been a cyst in there,&lt;br /&gt;It would have gone "ker-pow!"&lt;br /&gt;This machine was created by a man,&lt;br /&gt;Of this, I have no doubt.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd like to stick their balls in there,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And see how they come out!!&lt;br /&gt;Now that you have had your laugh, remember... &lt;br /&gt;Breast Cancer Awareness...&lt;br /&gt;Go have those boobs checked out and stay healthy!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-5064657584026540877?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/5064657584026540877/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=5064657584026540877&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5064657584026540877'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/5064657584026540877'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/10/breast-cancer-awareness.html' title='Breast Cancer Awareness'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115992485667868180</id><published>2006-10-03T21:20:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-03T21:24:51.153-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Music</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://sarzamin.org/sarzaminmusic/Persian/128KB/Mohsen%20Chavoshi%20-%20Khodkoshi/05_%20Hasrate%20Khis.mp3"&gt;Hasrate khis&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115992485667868180?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115992485667868180/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115992485667868180&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115992485667868180'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115992485667868180'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/10/music.html' title='Music'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115990039757981761</id><published>2006-10-03T14:32:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-03T14:33:17.600-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Hug</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/ATT00038.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/ATT00038.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115990039757981761?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115990039757981761/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115990039757981761&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115990039757981761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115990039757981761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/10/hug.html' title='Hug'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115958984726400088</id><published>2006-09-30T00:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-10-02T19:22:57.956-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Be Happy</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. &lt;br /&gt;You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. &lt;br /&gt;You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. &lt;br /&gt;You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. &lt;br /&gt;You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. &lt;br /&gt;So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115958984726400088?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115958984726400088/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115958984726400088&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115958984726400088'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115958984726400088'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/09/be-happy.html' title='Be Happy'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115940844780315879</id><published>2006-09-27T21:53:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-28T22:50:18.750-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Relativity</title><content type='html'>Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.&lt;br /&gt;Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.&lt;strong&gt; THAT'S relativity&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Author: Albert Einstein&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115940844780315879?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115940844780315879/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115940844780315879&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115940844780315879'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115940844780315879'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/09/relativity.html' title='Relativity'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115930298987118656</id><published>2006-09-26T16:35:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-26T16:36:29.873-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Smile</title><content type='html'>Don't go for looks; &lt;strong&gt;they can deceive&lt;/strong&gt;. &lt;br /&gt;Don't go for wealth; even that fades away.&lt;br /&gt;Go for someone who makes you &lt;strong&gt;smile&lt;/strong&gt; because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Find the one that makes your heart smile. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115930298987118656?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115930298987118656/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115930298987118656&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115930298987118656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115930298987118656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/09/smile.html' title='Smile'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115930267759062077</id><published>2006-09-26T16:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-27T01:37:03.813-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny date story...</title><content type='html'>While attending a birthday party for a friend last year, I met someone in that party. After couple of times talking on the phone, we decided to go on a date. Since I didnt know my way around town, He suggested to take me to a Mexican Resturant. He was very excited taking me there, since its the best Resturant "&lt;strong&gt;he had ever been In&lt;/strong&gt;", "&lt;strong&gt;As He said and I quote&lt;/strong&gt;".&lt;br /&gt; So I am thinking am I dressed right? " I had my Jeans on" We go in and I see all these tables with self serve trays on it.... and he asks a waitress who was cleaning tables ; We need a table in Non Smoking Section.... She was looking at him in astounishment,you could read in her face that she is thinking Dude are you out of your freaking mind?....Yes you guess right it was a fast food chain....&lt;br /&gt;So after we had our food, I offered to pay for my share which would have been 6 Dollor, And he refused to accept it, He said he always pays for his dates, but if I want I could pay next time.....Thank God it never happend, I am sure he would have wanted to go to some french resturant, LOL.&lt;br /&gt;No wonder he thought he is rich. If Fast food chain is like a 5 Star Resturant to him, I wonder how will he act if he goes to Delo jigari in Shemiran and eat. I guess he would wear his Tie and Suit...... On top of everything I found out the LOOSER already had a Girlfriend..... LOL&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115930267759062077?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115930267759062077/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115930267759062077&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115930267759062077'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115930267759062077'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/09/funny-date-story.html' title='Funny date story...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115913574998708859</id><published>2006-09-24T18:07:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-26T19:58:25.250-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The best of Fall</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/fall.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/fall.jpg" border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115913574998708859?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115913574998708859/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115913574998708859&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115913574998708859'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115913574998708859'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/09/best-of-fall.html' title='The best of Fall'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115880610066007364</id><published>2006-09-20T22:31:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-26T20:08:41.546-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Before you say something...</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;**Before you say anything to anyone,&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ask yourself three things:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1.) Is it true?&lt;br /&gt;2.) Is it kind?&lt;br /&gt;3.) Is it necessary?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**Make promises sparingly and keep them faithfully**&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**Never miss the opportunity to compliment&lt;br /&gt;or say something encouraging to someone**&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**Have a forgiving view to people. Believe that&lt;br /&gt;most people are doing the best they can**&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**Keep an open mind: discuss, but don't argue.&lt;br /&gt;(It is possible to disagree without being&lt;br /&gt;disagreeable)**&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**Let your virtues speak for themselves**&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**If someone criticizes you, see if there is&lt;br /&gt;any TRUTH to what he is saying; if so, make changes.&lt;br /&gt;If there is no truth to the criticism, ignore it&lt;br /&gt;and live so that no one will believe the&lt;br /&gt;negative remark**&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**Cultivate your sense of humor, laughter is&lt;br /&gt;the shortest distance between two people. Do not&lt;br /&gt;seek so much to be consoled, as to console; do not&lt;br /&gt;seek so much to be understood; as to understand;&lt;br /&gt;do not seek so much to be loved as to love**&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;**I pray that all of us will keep these points&lt;br /&gt;in mind and the Biblical principles behind&lt;br /&gt;them so that we can continuously improve our&lt;br /&gt;personal relationships with others where ever we are**&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;SMILE &lt;br /&gt;~~&lt;em&gt;Author Unknown&lt;/em&gt;~~&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115880610066007364?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115880610066007364/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115880610066007364&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115880610066007364'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115880610066007364'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/09/before-you-say-something.html' title='Before you say something...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115854522357449475</id><published>2006-09-17T21:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-17T22:11:46.750-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Preteens..</title><content type='html'>I didn't know with middle school comes the drama of believing that they are old and they could act like teenagers. The other day I got a call at work, I thought something important has happened, turned out my daughter wanted to know if I would let her go to Ice skating with other school kids. She said since we all had survived&lt;img alt=";))" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/71.gif" /&gt; school for a week, there is a kids night out for all of us. Well I didn't promise right away since I hadn't gotten any paper from school. I told them I will discuss it at home and we see what happens.&lt;br /&gt;As soon as I got home, they started asking if they could be dropped off to Ice skating place. I started to ask them questions;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Mom:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; How come I didn't get any papers that will inform me about such a thing?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Twins:&lt;/strong&gt; Well its just for popular kids, not everyone is going&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Mom:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Then who is going?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Twins:&lt;/strong&gt; There 3 more girls and 2 boys from our classes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Mom:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Did you guys decided today to go there?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Twins&lt;/strong&gt;: Well its a teen night, we are supposed to say we are 13 and get in.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Mom:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;img alt=":-O" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/13.gif" /&gt;&lt;img alt=":-O" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/13.gif" /&gt; Were you going to lie about your age?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Twins:&lt;/strong&gt; Well mom everyone else was going to, they said they never check anyway.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mom:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt; Honey You never lie about your age. You just enjoy every moment of it. There must be a reason that they have a teen night and its not for you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Twins:&lt;/strong&gt; Our friends told us not to tell our parents.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Mom:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; I am so proud of you guys that you told me. Do you think its right to lie in order to go somewhere?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Twins:&lt;/strong&gt; Now they were embarrassed&lt;img alt=":" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/9.gif" /&gt;&lt;img alt=":" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/9.gif" /&gt;. We were going to tell you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am sure they would have told me eventually since I never leave them anywhere by them selves anyway. I decided not to push the issue any more than that, because I want them to be able to talk to me in the future.&lt;br /&gt;We compromise by going to block buster and getting movies for the night.&lt;br /&gt;This is just one night and there are many more to come and to deal with. I am just glad I talked to them and found out what the other mothers didn't.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115854522357449475?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115854522357449475/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115854522357449475&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115854522357449475'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115854522357449475'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/09/preteens.html' title='Preteens..'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115854912411904139</id><published>2006-09-17T21:44:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-18T01:12:35.613-04:00</updated><title type='text'>What we are..</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a15KgyXBX24" width="400" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115854912411904139?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115854912411904139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115854912411904139&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115854912411904139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115854912411904139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/09/what-we-are.html' title='What we are..'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115794876591117610</id><published>2006-09-11T00:10:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-11T19:47:48.466-04:00</updated><title type='text'>How to deal?</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;There are always people either in the family, work, school .... Who don't care about what they say or do. I have this &lt;a href="http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/04/you-are-damned-if-you-do-it-you-are.html"&gt;coworker&lt;/a&gt; who constantly has her hand in her nose and mouth and picking on her nails and playing with her hair. Well as long as she is not touching things that I am interacted with I am ok.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;But she wont stop there, she would go to your desk, look around to see if you have something she could eat and then she touches them..... Last week all of us ordered pizza. I wish she just go and pick her slice out of the box. She had to touch every single one of them to decide which one is her favorite one to eat. Now all the coworkers are at the point that they wont touch anything she has been close to. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;How would you deal with someone like that?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115794876591117610?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115794876591117610/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115794876591117610&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115794876591117610'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115794876591117610'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/09/how-to-deal.html' title='How to deal?'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115818394712427558</id><published>2006-09-11T00:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-20T22:42:18.243-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Sept. 11th Tribute</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://lads.myspace.com/videos/vplayer.swf" width="400" height="346" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="m=587747029&amp;type=video&amp;amp;cp=1"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Get this video and more at &lt;a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=587747029&amp;amp;n=2"&gt;MySpace.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115818394712427558?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115818394712427558/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115818394712427558&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115818394712427558'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115818394712427558'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/09/sept-11th-tribute.html' title='Sept. 11th Tribute'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115730484090030573</id><published>2006-09-03T13:26:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-09T11:04:52.646-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Malibu Beach</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/100_4263.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/100_4263.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;I took this picture while having lunch in Malibu. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115730484090030573?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115730484090030573/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115730484090030573&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115730484090030573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115730484090030573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/09/malibu-beach.html' title='Malibu Beach'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115664430930195604</id><published>2006-08-26T22:04:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-01T20:36:59.006-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Let us appriciate</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Let us complain less and give more!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/study.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/study.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;We are Fortunate, we have much more than what we&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt; need to be content.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Let's try not to feed tis endless cycle of consumerism &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and immorality in &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;which this " Modern and advancee" society forgets and ignores the other&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;two thirds of our brothers and sisters.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/love.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/love.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; Observe around you and be thankful for all &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;That you have in this transitory lifetime...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115664430930195604?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115664430930195604/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115664430930195604&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115664430930195604'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115664430930195604'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/08/let-us-appriciate.html' title='Let us appriciate'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115335123816167987</id><published>2006-07-19T18:48:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-12T17:40:54.303-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Online Dating?</title><content type='html'>Being single for quiet a while, I have been on dating sites from time to time, I didn't know when you look at profiles, you need to add to age, height, subtract the weight, add hair to their head. On some occasions you need to assume. Doesn't have a child meant they have kids, being divorce means still married. While talking to a friend, I was telling her how these people lie and she asked me do you believe everything you read online? Yes, I answered. So she was the one who suggested you should look beyond that. So next time I was online, someone IM me, First I took the time to read what he has in his public profile;&lt;br /&gt;Single, 37, never been married, no kids, 6'2". 180 pounds and go on and on. I answered his page and after of couple of minutes this is how our conversation went on;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Persian humor: How old You really are? &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;Single guy&lt;/span&gt;: 44&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Persian humor: Have you ever been married?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;Single guy&lt;/span&gt;: Twice&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Persian humor: Do you have kids?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;Single guy&lt;/span&gt;: 2&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Persian humor: How tall are you?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;Single guy&lt;/span&gt;: 5'9"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Persian humor: Are you 180 pound?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;Single guy&lt;/span&gt;: I am trying to loose 20 pounds, so I'll be there pretty soon&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Persian humor: Is there anything in your profile that is true&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;Single guy&lt;/span&gt;: Yes, I am looking for a girl who is between; 20 to 30&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Persian humor: But why lie? Don't you think she would find out?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;Single guy&lt;/span&gt;: She wouldn't be able to say no to my charm.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Persian humor: What would you have in common with someone who is 20 years younger than you?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;Single guy&lt;/span&gt;: She would make me feel young again. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Persian humor: Why did you IM me, I am not in that age category.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#666666;"&gt;Single guy&lt;/span&gt;: I have decided to give you a chance!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Persian humor: I Give UP. And I ended the chat.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now the question is why? Why some people just lie to get things in life, Once I was approached by this guy who said he was widow.&lt;br /&gt;The poor thing cried and went to details of how his poor wife passed away. I was crying just thinking what he went through. It turned out the poor wife is very much alive and instead of one kid, they have three. Those other two kids, were the ones he would talk about as his nieces.&lt;br /&gt;The first thing they want is to see your picture, and they don't even want to send their own picture first. Well this tall young doctor Im me once, that's what he said about himself. And the first thing he asked me was for my picture. I said I will reply with my picture when I see yours. His answer was so childish, I didn't even want to continue my conversation with him, He asnwered, I asked first and that's the rule. Like we are in Kindergarten. I responded, well that's how it goes. I don't go by your rules. He said whatever. I said Good bye. I think he had this impression that just because he thinks he is a MD, He could get what he wants. He had his first no That day.&lt;br /&gt;I am not saying its just guys. Ladies lie too. They send picture of family, friends and the poor guy talkes to them thinking they are someone else. I have heard stories of how this one guy talked to this lady he thought is in her late 30S. After exchanging pictures and talking on the phone on daily bases they decided to meet. He gets to the Airport waiting and waiting and no sign of her. There is a tap on his shoulder, he turns around and sees this lady in mid 50, he asks if he could help her, she says I am your date. NO, he answers you are not her. You are not the picture I saw. Her answer was, that's my daughter's picture. I looked exactly like that when I was 37. He just turns around and flies back home. Not being able to trust ladies again.&lt;br /&gt;So if we can't trust what we are told online, What is online dating good for?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115335123816167987?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115335123816167987/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115335123816167987&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115335123816167987'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115335123816167987'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/07/online-dating.html' title='Online Dating?'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115342353212125136</id><published>2006-07-18T23:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-20T15:25:32.143-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Leo</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/leo.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/leo.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Leo &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;July 23 - Augest 22&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Turn ons&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you have Leo partner respect him and his majestic manners. Accept the advice of Leo, the lion, as he is the king of the jungle. It is the sign of a showman so if your partner does everything in grand style enjoy it. Do lavish Leo`s frequently with compliments and see them purr like a cat. They fall easily for flattery and want to be center of attraction of all eyes (sometimes they can be quiet theatrical too).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Turn offs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Never ever hurt the ego of a Leo. Pride, ego and vanity are some of the bags all Leo`s always carry with them. Do not touch these bags. An authoritative Leo is even more difficult to handle in such circumstances. Leo is a sunny sign so they do not like people who are gloomy or depressed. Even if you are crying at heart keep a sunny smile on your lips and then let lion take the charge and remove all worries from your life. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115342353212125136?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115342353212125136/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115342353212125136&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115342353212125136'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115342353212125136'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/07/leo.html' title='Leo'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115325978034049897</id><published>2006-07-18T17:47:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-27T01:34:31.276-04:00</updated><title type='text'>A day at the beach and senior Citizens</title><content type='html'>After so many rainy weekends, we finally had a beautiful weather this past weekend. I decided to go to the beach. AS soon as l got to the parking lot, I saw all these cars and busses there. There was a live band for senior Citizens.&lt;br /&gt;They were all sitting under the trees in the park and waiting for the band to start. The music was great, But what was even more nice was watching all those Old People dance. They were dancing and having fun. Well I know that's not something new in USA, and whoever that will read this would think, so what. But It all took me back to my country.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;..... They teach you how to love, they are protective of you, They are kind, they respect elders , But at the same time, You will see as they get older, they get religious, they worry, they get depressed, they sit in the house for days, they think about the fact that they are going to die..... They think since they are old they shouldn't pay attention to the white hair, to the make up, to the little things in life that used to make them happy, because if they do what the neighbor would say, what the family would think.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just looking at those happy Old people, made me wonder why?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115325978034049897?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115325978034049897/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115325978034049897&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115325978034049897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115325978034049897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/07/day-at-beach-and-senior-citizens.html' title='A day at the beach and senior Citizens'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115451623959924371</id><published>2006-07-14T06:56:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-08-02T06:57:19.600-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/04/funny-story.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Aho and Olagh&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115451623959924371?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115451623959924371/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115451623959924371&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115451623959924371'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115451623959924371'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/07/aho-and-olagh.html' title=''/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115247314200305083</id><published>2006-07-09T15:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-18T01:13:44.573-04:00</updated><title type='text'>World cup Final</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;I couldnt belive the Penalty in the first couple of minutes of the game, but so far it's been a very exciting game.&lt;br /&gt;Offcourse I realy enjoyed Shakira's performance before the game. &lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/07/shakiras-video-for-world-cup.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This is the video version&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/a&gt;of what she performed in world cup. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;GO &lt;strong&gt;Italy&lt;/strong&gt;, World cup champion&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pG4sx_9TlD0" width="400" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115247314200305083?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115247314200305083/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115247314200305083&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115247314200305083'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115247314200305083'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/07/world-cup-final.html' title='World cup Final'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115221130416780825</id><published>2006-07-06T14:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-17T03:25:34.593-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Food</title><content type='html'>What is about food that everytime I think of it, my knees goes weak and I want to eat. I have been doing ok, Until my mom came here and made all those delicious Persian foods.&lt;br /&gt;There is something about the smell of rice and butter and Zafran that always have the effect on me.&lt;br /&gt;My favorite Persian foods are Chelokabab, Zereshk Polo, Baghali Polo, Ghormeh sabzi, Abgoosht, KHoresht Badenjan and go on and on.&lt;br /&gt; Its a shame that starting today I am promising myself to watch what I eat. Its not just because I want to loose weight, well it helps. But since watching what I eat I brought my cholesterol down.&lt;br /&gt;I guess instead of making food now, I go to store and buy some cold cuts with greens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh I forgot, I cheat again yesterday. While waiting for my kids to choose the book they want in Barns &amp; Nobles, I went to starbucks. There was this Light mocha thing there, so I told myself why not try something new that is light, the Bad thing is I didn't look at Frapachino on top of it. So I ended up having Frapachino with Whip Cream Again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Lets see if I could stick to healthy eating starting now.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115221130416780825?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115221130416780825/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115221130416780825&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115221130416780825'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115221130416780825'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/07/food.html' title='Food'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115197291704360510</id><published>2006-07-03T20:27:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-03T20:40:24.123-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Portuguese music</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Made it with images from the film, with music of a portuguese band called Myth, song &lt;strong&gt;"Es e Sempre Seras"&lt;/strong&gt; (translated:"You Are and Always Will Be").&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/07/portuguese-music.html"&gt;"Es e Sempre Seras" &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115197291704360510?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115197291704360510/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115197291704360510&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115197291704360510'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115197291704360510'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/07/portuguese-music.html' title='Portuguese music'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115722437260133747</id><published>2006-07-02T15:11:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-13T17:48:37.090-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Here is Iran</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gjnmGKBdNJ0" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115722437260133747?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115722437260133747/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115722437260133747&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115722437260133747'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115722437260133747'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/07/here-is-iran.html' title='Here is Iran'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115172518376802503</id><published>2006-06-30T23:17:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-03T10:44:16.823-04:00</updated><title type='text'>The other side of me...</title><content type='html'>I was tagged by Thiya who has written some &lt;a href="http://www.thiya.net/blog/2006/06/wierd-side-of-me.htm"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;wired facts about him&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.Now I have to write six acts of me that might seem strange and weird to others! &lt;strong&gt;So here we go!!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1- I have been told that I am too believing. I have been lied so many times &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;and I keep giving people benefit of the doubt . &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2- I love to eat, well you could say there is nothing wrong with that, but here is the catch; When I eat CheloKabab" Rice&amp; Kabab" I love to have a raw egg yolk on it. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3- I should work on being organized, a little problem on that department. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4- I often dance in front of mirror. My daughter and I will play a music and I make funny moves and she makes beautiful dance moves.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5- I am going on the internet on daily bases, is that weird? I don't think so, since you are reading it....&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6- Enough about weired things about me. I am kind, cute, funny, with the heart of Gold, and the best cook that you would ever know. LOL&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;img alt=";;)" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/5.gif" /&gt;&lt;img alt=":" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/9.gif" /&gt;&lt;img alt=";;)" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/5.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For my turn, I am tagging &lt;a href="http://www.blogger.com/profile/17980748" rel="nofollow"&gt;Tom Cat&lt;/a&gt;and. Others are also welcome to write about your wierd facts.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115172518376802503?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115172518376802503/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115172518376802503&amp;isPopup=true' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115172518376802503'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115172518376802503'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/other-side-of-me.html' title='The other side of me...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115163368987852970</id><published>2006-06-29T22:14:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-03T23:34:36.536-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Wife Beating?</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://switch5.castup.net/frames/20041020_MemriTV_Popup/video_480x360.asp?ai=214&amp;ar=1154wmv&amp;amp;ak=null"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/beat.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://switch5.castup.net/frames/20041020_MemriTV_Popup/video_480x360.asp?ai=214&amp;ar=1154wmv&amp;amp;ak=null"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Watch&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img alt="X(" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/14.gif" /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;strong&gt;Mufti of Egypt Sheik Ali Gum'a showing what an idiot he is.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115163368987852970?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115163368987852970/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115163368987852970&amp;isPopup=true' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115163368987852970'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115163368987852970'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/wife-beating.html' title='Wife Beating?'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115171693946091237</id><published>2006-06-29T22:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-30T21:23:23.463-04:00</updated><title type='text'>LOL</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.layoutcodes.net" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;img src="http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/1921/funny82im.gif" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.layoutcodes.net" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115171693946091237?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115171693946091237/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115171693946091237&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115171693946091237'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115171693946091237'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/lol.html' title='LOL'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115164931774608139</id><published>2006-06-29T21:51:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-30T02:36:52.113-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Kit Tunstall</title><content type='html'>The first time I heard this song on the radio I started humming with it. Kt Tunstall is Scotish singer who I have never heard before and now is one of my favorites.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/kit-tunstall.html" target="'_blank87"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;kit-tunstall&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115164931774608139?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115164931774608139/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115164931774608139&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115164931774608139'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115164931774608139'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/kit-tunstall.html' title='Kit Tunstall'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115163469927248947</id><published>2006-06-29T21:29:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-29T22:36:28.986-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Football</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;The price of being too nice&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;img alt=";))" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/71.gif" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.dropshots.com/dropshotsplayer.swf" width="320" height="310" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="url=http://www.dropshots.com/photos/92596/20060629/192129.flv&amp;amp;post=1"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115163469927248947?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115163469927248947/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115163469927248947&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115163469927248947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115163469927248947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/football_29.html' title='Football'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115135858664012205</id><published>2006-06-26T17:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-03T10:50:01.496-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Good vacation spot</title><content type='html'>I am going to have couple of days to go somewhere, maybe for 4 days. But I don't know where to go to be fun and still I wont feel lonely, since I am going to go by myself. I have been looking at couple of places and haven't decided yet. Florida, SF, Vegas are my three choices. So my Question is which one of these places are better in august? I would appreciate any comment.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115135858664012205?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115135858664012205/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115135858664012205&amp;isPopup=true' title='6 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115135858664012205'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115135858664012205'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/good-vacation-spot.html' title='Good vacation spot'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>6</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115129824761610912</id><published>2006-06-26T01:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-07-03T19:52:21.920-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Jokes and music..</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/kit-tunstall.html" target="'_blank87"&gt;kit-tunstall&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/nelly-furtado-promiscuous.html"&gt;Nelly Furtado- Promiscuous&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/bush-dancing_115129086592987682.html"&gt;Bush Dancing...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/womans-place.html"&gt;A woman's Place..&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/hour-of-pleasure.html"&gt;An Hour of Pleasure..&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/what-cause-accident.html"&gt;What cause accident?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/social-security.html"&gt;Social security&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/success.html"&gt;Success&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/my-dog-named.html"&gt;My dog named...&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115129824761610912?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115129824761610912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115129824761610912&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115129824761610912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115129824761610912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/jokes-and-music.html' title='Jokes and music..'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115129105917243836</id><published>2006-06-25T23:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-25T23:04:19.196-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Bush Dancing..</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://jazma.org/film/babakaram.htm"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Bush Dancing Baba Karam&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115129105917243836?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115129105917243836/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115129105917243836&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115129105917243836'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115129105917243836'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/bush-dancing.html' title='Bush Dancing..'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115120780061379594</id><published>2006-06-24T23:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-30T08:48:41.156-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Paying for Dinner...</title><content type='html'>While talking to a coworker today, he was telling us about a date he went last night. It reminded me of one I went to couple of months ago. So I asked him, did you pay for your date, and he said he always does on the first date, But it would be nice if the Lady offers, not that he would accept.......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After talking just once on the phone we decided to meet. Actually it wasn't a bad Idea, I thought, after all we don't have to tell our whole life story over the phone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We could meet and then go from there. Since he wasn't from around here, where I live, I chose the restaurant. Its a new and very nice restaurant.&lt;br /&gt;We met and he wasn't bad looking and he seemed nice. But It all stopped there. While bad mouthing his Ex during the dinner, he screamed at the waitress, because she wanted to make sure we have everything. Well she over did it and kept coming to our table.&lt;br /&gt;I was listening to him and found out that money is a big concern to him. The way he was talking about his ex and how he left her in his country, so he wont pay her anything. I knew that he wont sleep that night if he paid for dinner.&lt;br /&gt;So after we had Dinner I offered, let me pay for my share. He accepted like a blink of an eye.&lt;br /&gt;Well, he was generous enough to pay for the Tip.&lt;br /&gt;So when He called for second date, my answer was NO. It wasn't because I had to pay for my dinner, I wouldn't mind if the company was good. But I didn't even enjoy our whole conversation.&lt;br /&gt;Is it too much to expect the guy to pay for the first date? Coming from different culture, In my country ladies never pay for dinner date. Sharing is Ok with me, But after getting to know each other better. Well maybe its just me.....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115120780061379594?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115120780061379594/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115120780061379594&amp;isPopup=true' title='5 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115120780061379594'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115120780061379594'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/paying-for-dinner.html' title='Paying for Dinner...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>5</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115128982954701766</id><published>2006-06-24T22:41:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-25T22:43:49.563-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Definitions</title><content type='html'>Standing for what you believe in,&lt;br /&gt;Regardless of the odds against you,&lt;br /&gt;and pressure that tears at your resistance,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;...means courage&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stopping at nothing,&lt;br /&gt;And doing what's in your heart,&lt;br /&gt;You know is right,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;...means determination&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Keeping a smile on your face,&lt;br /&gt;When inside you feel like dying,&lt;br /&gt;For the sake of supporting others,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;...means strength&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Helping a friend in need,&lt;br /&gt;No matter the time or effort,&lt;br /&gt;To the best of your ability,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;...means loyalty&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Doing more than is expected,&lt;br /&gt;To make another's life more bearable,&lt;br /&gt;Without uttering a single complaint,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;...means compassion&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Giving more than you have,&lt;br /&gt;And expecting nothingBut nothing in return,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;..means everything&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115128982954701766?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115128982954701766/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115128982954701766&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115128982954701766'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115128982954701766'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/definitions.html' title='Definitions'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115113258332663220</id><published>2006-06-24T00:58:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-28T05:34:07.160-04:00</updated><title type='text'>My new blog....</title><content type='html'>Last week, it was my hair, tonight was my blog. I need a change and I have been thinking about changing the colors again. Well thats me I have changed it a lot of times, and I am sure it wont be the last time I am doing it. &lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/"&gt;Here&lt;/a&gt; is the other change I made. I am working on links and more cool sites to add. Time to go to bed. Till tomorrow.....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115113258332663220?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115113258332663220/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115113258332663220&amp;isPopup=true' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115113258332663220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115113258332663220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/my-new-blog.html' title='My new blog....'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115111431704896938</id><published>2006-06-23T21:28:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-24T07:55:28.030-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Smile...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/baby%20fun.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/baby%20fun.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was almost time for school to dismiss and a mother noticed it looked like rain.&lt;br /&gt;So she drove toward school to pick up her eight-year-old daughter.&lt;br /&gt;She turned down the street to see her daughter running toward her down the sidewalk.&lt;br /&gt;A lightning bolt flashed and the little girl looked up towards the sky,&lt;br /&gt;smiled and then began running toward her mother's van.&lt;br /&gt;Another lightning bolt flashed and again the little girl looked towards the sky,&lt;br /&gt;smiled and resumed running.&lt;br /&gt;This happened several more times until the little girl finally arrived at where her mother was parked. Her mom immediately inquired as to the strange behavior.&lt;br /&gt;"Why did you keep stopping and smiling at the sky?" she asked her daughter.&lt;br /&gt;"I had to, Mommy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;God was taking my picture."&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115111431704896938?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115111431704896938/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115111431704896938&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115111431704896938'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115111431704896938'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/smile.html' title='Smile...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115101700992190743</id><published>2006-06-22T18:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-22T22:01:34.226-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Funny video...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/falling.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Click here&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;objectwidth="55"height="50"&gt;&lt;param value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tplANGbNSPE" name="movie"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tplANGbNSPE" width="55" height="50" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115101700992190743?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115101700992190743/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115101700992190743&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115101700992190743'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115101700992190743'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/funny-video.html' title='Funny video...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115057900781546554</id><published>2006-06-19T17:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-23T22:31:18.270-04:00</updated><title type='text'>After a While...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/if_looks_could_kill.1.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: left" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/if_looks_could_kill.1.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;After a while, you learn the subtle difference&lt;br /&gt;Between holding a hand and chaining a soul,&lt;br /&gt;And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning&lt;br /&gt;And company doesn't mean security,&lt;br /&gt;And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts .&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;And presents aren't promises,&lt;br /&gt;And you begin to accept your defeats&lt;br /&gt;With your head up and your eyes open,&lt;br /&gt;With the grace of a woman,not the grief of a child,&lt;br /&gt;And learn to build all your roads on today&lt;br /&gt;Because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans,&lt;br /&gt;And futures have a way of falling down in midflight&lt;br /&gt;And after a while, you learn&lt;br /&gt;That even sunshine burns if you get too much.&lt;br /&gt;So you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul,&lt;br /&gt;Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.&lt;br /&gt;And you learn that you really can endure...&lt;br /&gt;That you really are strong&lt;br /&gt;And you really do have worth&lt;br /&gt;And you learn and learn...&lt;br /&gt;With every goodbye, you learn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;by Veronica A. Shoffstall&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115057900781546554?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115057900781546554/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115057900781546554&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115057900781546554'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115057900781546554'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/after-while.html' title='After a While...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115069282269680699</id><published>2006-06-19T00:50:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-23T22:31:42.766-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Who is a better liar ( continued)</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just got a comment regarding above subject, that I found interesting, &lt;a href="http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/who-is-better-liar.html#comments"&gt;who is a better liar&lt;/a&gt;; Last comment....&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115069282269680699?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115069282269680699/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115069282269680699&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115069282269680699'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115069282269680699'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/who-is-better-liar-continued.html' title='Who is a better liar ( continued)'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115067647846700168</id><published>2006-06-18T20:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-23T22:32:03.310-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Cancer..</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/cancer.jpg"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/cancer.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Cancer &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;June 22 - July 22&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Turn ons&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Try to adapt yourself with the chan ging moods of the Cancer. At one moment they may be laughing and enjoying and in another moment they may cry or sulk. You may have to adjust with the moody and sensitive Cancer. They are like the tides in the ocean always fluctuating. Cancer people love food so if you know how to cook and can be poetic and romantic (added Bonus) then you know the way to their heart.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Turn offs&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Cancerians are very sensitive people and can get easily hurt. So do not play with t heir emotions and sentiments. They are like tides that can take you with it. They form emotional bonds with even inanimate things too so do not ask them to discard old caps or souvenirs these things hold special meaning to them. You have to realize that the crabs have soft heart and are vulnerable. Do not contradict their tested line of thought and action it would only lead to confusion&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115067647846700168?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115067647846700168/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115067647846700168&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115067647846700168'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115067647846700168'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/cancer.html' title='Cancer..'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115057161540896175</id><published>2006-06-17T15:18:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-23T22:32:32.430-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy Father's Day...</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Mark Twain&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;To all Fathers, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6666;"&gt;Happy Father's Day&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.dropshots.com/dropshotsplayer.swf" width="420" height="410" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="url=http://www.dropshots.com/photos/92596/20060617/120134.flv&amp;amp;post=1"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115057161540896175?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115057161540896175/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115057161540896175&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115057161540896175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115057161540896175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/happy-fathers-day_17.html' title='Happy Father&apos;s Day...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115057530590719868</id><published>2006-06-17T15:13:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-23T22:32:56.766-04:00</updated><title type='text'>World On Fire..</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;Grammy-winning singer Sarah McLachlan performs her socially conscious song, "World on Fire," from the CD Afterglow. After brainstorming different ideas for the music video, Sarah says her director approached her with a groundbreaking idea. Instead of the usual $150,000 or more that it takes to produce a music video, Sarah created the entire "World on Fire" video herself for just $15. Then, she spent the left over money to help more than 1 million women and children around the world. In the video, Sarah spells out exactly how the donated money was spent. See the groundbreaking &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/world-on-fire.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;World On Fire&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115057530590719868?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115057530590719868/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115057530590719868&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115057530590719868'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115057530590719868'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/world-on-fire.html' title='World On Fire..'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115061014408304421</id><published>2006-06-17T14:24:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-26T15:16:25.876-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Old Persian Music</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Satar&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iranian.com/ram/Sattar/4.ram"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Ghoghaa-ye Setaaregaan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Fereydoun &lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Foroghi&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iranian.com/Music/Foroughi/CONCERT01.MP3" target="'_blank29"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Do ta cheshme siah dari&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Marzieh&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://parsimusic.com/mplayerPop.php?Idsinger=87&amp;IdAlbum=362&amp;amp;IdSong=2897&amp;bitrate=40" target="'_blank52"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Didi keh rosvaa shod delam&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Hayedeh&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://parsimusic.com/mplayerPop.php?Idsinger=89&amp;amp;IdAlbum=370&amp;IdSong=2972&amp;amp;bitrate=40" target="'_blank82"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Parishoon&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Homeyra &lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://parsimusic.com/mplayerPop.php?Idsinger=83&amp;IdAlbum=533&amp;amp;IdSong=4259&amp;amp;bitrate=40" target="'_blank92"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Mehrabonit ghashangeh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Vigen and Delkash&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.iranian.com/ram/Duets/bordiazyaadam.ram" target="'_blank62"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;Bordi az yaadam&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115061014408304421?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115061014408304421/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115061014408304421&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115061014408304421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115061014408304421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/old-persian-music.html' title='Old Persian Music'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115051561157217088</id><published>2006-06-16T23:39:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-25T01:33:54.410-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Men are just Grateful...</title><content type='html'>&lt;strong&gt;"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Robert De Niro&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115051561157217088?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115051561157217088/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115051561157217088&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115051561157217088'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115051561157217088'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/men-are-just-grateful.html' title='Men are just Grateful...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115027225922285707</id><published>2006-06-14T04:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-24T00:14:34.446-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Who Is A Better Liar..</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/ShowLetter.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/ShowLetter.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc66cc;"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Women&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/span&gt;A wife was not at home for a whole night. So, the very next morning, she tells her husband that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over night. The husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends, and none of them confirms that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc66cc;"&gt;Men&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night. So the wife calls 10 of his best friends : 5 of them confirm that he stayed at their apartments that night, and the other 5 are claiming that he still is there with them !&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Whats your opinion on this one? Who is the better liar? Men or women???&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115027225922285707?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115027225922285707/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115027225922285707&amp;isPopup=true' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115027225922285707'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115027225922285707'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/who-is-better-liar.html' title='Who Is A Better Liar..'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115025038450779039</id><published>2006-06-13T21:54:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-17T19:19:19.170-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Ali Ashabi..</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://three.fsphost.com/parisajan/04_Gonahe_Eshgh(www.Bia2Music.com).wma"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Gonahe Eshgh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://three.fsphost.com/parisajan/03_Boghze_Seda(www.Bia2Music.com).wma"&gt;Boghze Seda&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://three.fsphost.com/parisajan/06_Age_Eshghe_Mani_(Bandari)(www.Bia2Music.com).wma"&gt;Ageh eshghe mani( Remix)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://three.fsphost.com/parisajan/05_Akhe_Dele_Man_(Trance)(www.Bia2Music.com).wma"&gt;Akhe Dele man (Remix)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115025038450779039?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115025038450779039/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115025038450779039&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115025038450779039'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115025038450779039'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/ali-ashabi.html' title='Ali Ashabi..'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115023228426432520</id><published>2006-06-13T16:55:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-24T07:53:45.446-04:00</updated><title type='text'>YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE TELLS IT ALL</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;"&gt;A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date.&lt;br /&gt;"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"&lt;br /&gt;"Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied.&lt;br /&gt;"It's not polite."&lt;br /&gt;"OK", the little girl says, "How much do! you weigh?"&lt;br /&gt;"Now really," the mother says,&lt;br /&gt;"those are personal questions and are really none of your business."&lt;br /&gt;Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"&lt;br /&gt;"That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!"&lt;br /&gt;The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.&lt;br /&gt;"My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the little girl says to her friend.&lt;br /&gt;"Well," says the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."&lt;br /&gt;Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."&lt;br /&gt;The mother is surprised and asks,&lt;br /&gt;"How did you find that out?&lt;br /&gt;"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."&lt;br /&gt;The mother is past surprised and shocked now.&lt;br /&gt;"How in heaven's name did you find that out?"&lt;br /&gt;"And," the little girl says triumphantly,&lt;br /&gt;"I know why you and daddy got a divorce."&lt;br /&gt;"Oh really?" the mother asks. "Why?"&lt;br /&gt;"Because you got an &lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;F&lt;/span&gt; in sex.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;img alt=";))" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/71.gif" /&gt;&lt;img alt=";))" src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons6/71.gif" /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115023228426432520?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115023228426432520/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115023228426432520&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115023228426432520'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115023228426432520'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/your-drivers-license-tells-it-all.html' title='YOUR DRIVER&apos;S LICENSE TELLS IT ALL'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115016139984200394</id><published>2006-06-12T21:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-12T21:17:50.736-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Iran</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Iran Payandeh bashi...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.dropshots.com/dropshotsplayer.swf" width="420" height="410" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="url=http://www.dropshots.com/photos/92596/20060612/175542.flv&amp;amp;post=1"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115016139984200394?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115016139984200394/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115016139984200394&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115016139984200394'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115016139984200394'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/iran.html' title='Iran'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115015447452785418</id><published>2006-06-12T19:19:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-24T22:24:46.163-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Football..</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;The Best In The World- Ronaldinho&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;This guys is incredible. Here is a cool compilation of a bunch of his career highlights. He makes the rest of the players look as if there in the wrong league.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/ronaldinho.html"&gt;Ronaldinho&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115015447452785418?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115015447452785418/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115015447452785418&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115015447452785418'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115015447452785418'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/football.html' title='Football..'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115005809705281368</id><published>2006-06-11T20:12:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-11T20:37:50.226-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Music</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://parsimusic.com/mplayerPop.php?Idsinger=177&amp;IdAlbum=607&amp;amp;IdSong=4834&amp;bitrate=40" target="'_blank112"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Panjereh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://parsimusic.com/mplayerPop.php?Idsinger=177&amp;amp;IdAlbum=607&amp;IdSong=4836&amp;amp;bitrate=40" target="'_blank114"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Posht sahneh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.danceage.com/player_mp3_4/322.php?track_id=1" target="'_blank99"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Akharin mashogh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;&lt;span style="color:#800080;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://parsimusic.com/mplayerPop.php?Idsinger=123&amp;IdAlbum=611&amp;amp;IdSong=4856&amp;bitrate=40" target="'_blank108"&gt;Baray akharinbar&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://parsimusic.com/mplayerPop.php?Idsinger=177&amp;amp;IdAlbum=607&amp;IdSong=4837&amp;amp;bitrate=40" target="'_blank115"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Nago direh&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://parsimusic.com/mplayerPop.php?Idsinger=201&amp;IdAlbum=638&amp;amp;IdSong=5071&amp;bitrate=40" target="'_blank109"&gt;Arezoo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://parsimusic.com/mplayerPop.php?Idsinger=177&amp;amp;IdAlbum=607&amp;IdSong=4842&amp;amp;bitrate=40" target="'_blank91"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Parastohay ashegh&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://parsimusic.com/mplayerPop.php?Idsinger=70&amp;IdAlbum=303&amp;amp;IdSong=2476&amp;amp;bitrate=40"target="'_blank116"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Ghahram Ba to&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115005809705281368?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115007104390990556</id><published>2006-06-11T20:09:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-15T15:17:36.570-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Music video</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/05/dokhtar-kaboli.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Dokhtar kaboli&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/05/jamshid.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Jamshid&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115007104390990556?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115006965146575603</id><published>2006-06-11T19:45:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-15T22:21:50.383-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Happy feet</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;From the movie Happy Feet&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;embed pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" src="http://www.dropshots.com/dropshotsplayer.swf" width="320" height="310" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" flashvars="url=http://www.dropshots.com/photos/92596/20060611/163555.flv&amp;amp;post=1"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115006965146575603?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115004326088255424</id><published>2006-06-11T12:21:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-15T00:47:38.016-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Watching football...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I am excited watching Iran playing football at the same time, everytime they get close to hit goal , I feel very nervous. They are doing a good job so far. I just wish I was watching it with group of friends. &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:arial;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I remember my older brothers would sit infront of TV and cheer for their favorite TEam, at the time The Radio would be 2 minute ahead of game, so I used to go listen to the Radio, and as soon as there was a Gaol, I would tell them, they used to get so mad at me, and wouldn't talk to me for a week. Now that I think about it, I was bad, Bad, BAD.... LOL...&lt;br /&gt;Ok I am going to keep watching and enjoy the game now...&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:Arial;font-size:130%;color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#c0c0c0;"&gt;I am dissapointed that we lost, but they did good in the first half time. As they say we better make the best of every situation, I am going to do that and eat lunch. Gives me excuse to eat. I am sure next time around Iran would do better.&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115004326088255424?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115004326088255424/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115004326088255424&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115004326088255424'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115004326088255424'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/watching-football.html' title='Watching football...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115000234426340047</id><published>2006-06-11T01:03:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-11T01:05:44.263-04:00</updated><title type='text'>JOke.....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/divorce.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Divorce&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://music2joke.blogspot.com/2006/06/married-couples.html"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Married couple&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115000234426340047?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115000234426340047/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115000234426340047&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115000234426340047'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115000234426340047'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/joke.html' title='JOke.....'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-115794270870054925</id><published>2006-06-10T22:44:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-13T17:47:49.006-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Imagine( Tasavor Kon)</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:lucida grande;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:verdana;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;objectwidth="425"height="350"&gt;&lt;paramname="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AHAqVvYGkeQ"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AHAqVvYGkeQ" width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-115794270870054925?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/115794270870054925/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=115794270870054925&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115794270870054925'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/115794270870054925'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/imagine-tasavor-kon.html' title='Imagine( Tasavor Kon)'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-114996741655654763</id><published>2006-06-10T15:22:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-10T15:23:36.590-04:00</updated><title type='text'></title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/0email2.gif"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; 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: &lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;LIFE &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;The greatest thought&lt;/span&gt; : &lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;GOD &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;The greatest mystery&lt;/span&gt; : &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;DEATH&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;The greatest mistake&lt;/span&gt; : &lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;GIVING UP&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;The greatest need :&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;COMMON SENSE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#993399;"&gt;The greatest invention of the devil&lt;/span&gt; : &lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;WAR&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;The greatest secret of production&lt;/span&gt; : &lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;SAVING WASTE&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;The greatest bore&lt;/span&gt; :&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt; ONE WHO KEEPS TALKING AFTER HE HAS MADE HIS POINT &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33ff33;"&gt;The greatest comfort&lt;/span&gt; : &lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;THE KNOWLEDGE THAT YOU HAVE DONE YOUR &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff9900;"&gt;WORK WELL &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;The greatest sin&lt;/span&gt; : &lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;FEAR &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;The greatest blessing&lt;/span&gt; : &lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;GOOD HEALTH &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;The greatest law of nature&lt;/span&gt; :&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt; CAUSE AND EFFECT &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;The greatest gamble&lt;/span&gt; :&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt; SUBSTITUTING HOPE FOR FACT&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;The greatest joy&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="color:#33ccff;"&gt;: BEING NEEDED &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt;The greatest opportunity&lt;/span&gt; :&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt; THE NEXT ONE &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;The greatest victory &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;: VICTORY OVER YOURSELF &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;The greatest handicap&lt;/span&gt; : &lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;EGOTISM &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3366ff;"&gt;The greatest loss&lt;/span&gt; :&lt;span style="color:#990000;"&gt; &lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;LOSS OF SELF-CONFIDENCE&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc33cc;"&gt;The greatest waste :&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:#33cc00;"&gt; ALL THE TALENT AND ABILITY THAT MOST OF US HAVE BUT NEVER QUITE GET AROUND TO USING &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;The greatest thing, bar none, in the world&lt;/span&gt;:&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt; LOVE&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;LOVE FOR FAMILY&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;HOME, FRIENDS&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;NEIGHBOURS...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff0000;"&gt;AND FOR THE LAND IN WHICH WE ENJOY OUR FREEDOM.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-114991514978312783?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/114991514978312783/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=114991514978312783&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114991514978312783'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114991514978312783'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/greatest-things.html' title='The greatest things....'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-114991593287108933</id><published>2006-06-09T01:05:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-14T22:48:27.120-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Why men lie...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of atree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When&lt;br /&gt;he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why areyou crying?"&lt;br /&gt;The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water. The Lord went down into the water and&lt;br /&gt;reappeared with a golden axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.&lt;br /&gt;The woodcutter replied, "No."&lt;br /&gt;The Lord again went down and came up with a silveraxe. "Is this your axe?"&lt;br /&gt;the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."&lt;br /&gt;The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe.&lt;br /&gt;"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."&lt;br /&gt;The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gavehim all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter wenthome happily.&lt;br /&gt;One day while he was walking with his wife along theriverbank, the woodcutter's wife fell into the river.&lt;br /&gt;When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and askedhim, "Why are you crying?"&lt;br /&gt;"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!" The Lord went down into the water and came up withJennifer Lopez.&lt;br /&gt;"Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes,"&lt;br /&gt;cried the woodcutter.The Lord was furious.&lt;br /&gt;"You cheat! That is an untruth!&lt;br /&gt;"The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord.&lt;br /&gt;Itis a misunderstanding. You see,&lt;br /&gt;if I said 'no' toJennifer Lopez, You will come up with CatherineZeta-Jones.&lt;br /&gt;Then if I also say 'no' to her, You willthirdly come up with my wife, and I will say 'yes,'&lt;br /&gt;and then all three will be given to me.&lt;br /&gt;But Lord, I ama poor man and I will not be able to take care of allthree wives,&lt;br /&gt;so *that's* why I said yes this time.&lt;br /&gt;"&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;The moral of the story is whenever a man lies it is for an honourable and useful reason !!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-114991593287108933?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/114991593287108933/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=114991593287108933&amp;isPopup=true' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114991593287108933'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114991593287108933'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/why-men-lie.html' title='Why men lie...'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24140644.post-114982577329827448</id><published>2006-06-08T23:40:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-06-09T08:00:12.190-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Good Morning....</title><content type='html'>&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/1600/good%20mornign.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2507/2431/320/good%20mornign.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt; In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of Fruit on it. They are: a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please! think VERY carefully and don't rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Your choice reveals a lot about you! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#000000;"&gt;Test results: Please SCROLL DOWN&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;If you have chosen&lt;/span&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#006600;"&gt;a. Apple: That means you are a person who loves to eat apples &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ff6600;"&gt;b. Banana: That means you are a person who loves to eat bananas &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#3333ff;"&gt;c. Strawberry: That means you are a person who loves to eat strawberries&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;d. Peach: That means you are a person who loves to eat peaches&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;span style="color:#009900;"&gt;e. Orange: That means you are a person who loves to eat oranges&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#6600cc;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333;"&gt;I hope you find fulfillment in this new insight about yourself. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333;"&gt;May it bring you peace and understanding, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333;"&gt;tranquility and all that other profound stuff. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333;"&gt;Also I bet that right now you would like to find me and kick my ass&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333;"&gt;Well, You won't find me....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#333333;"&gt;because I am still hunting down the person who sent this to me...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="left"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Have a Purrrr-fect Day!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/24140644-114982577329827448?l=persianhumor.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/feeds/114982577329827448/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=24140644&amp;postID=114982577329827448&amp;isPopup=true' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114982577329827448'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/24140644/posts/default/114982577329827448'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://persianhumor.blogspot.com/2006/06/good-morning.html' title='Good Morning....'/><author><name>Persianeyes</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/16258192920550591448</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
